onlysindarin:

i’m so sorry

the lord of the rings + tumblr

thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

IM CRYING MY FRIEND GOT ME A ‘GROW YOUR OWN PENIS’ TOY AND IT ACTUALLY GREW INTO A SEMI REALISTIC DICK IM LAUHGIGN SO HARD 

I PUT IT IN BOILING WATER TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AND IT EXPLODED OH GOD NO

ozzyosborntodie:

me knowing school’s about to start

ozzyosborntodie:

me knowing school’s about to start

kissmymahogany:

koopat911:

Notice only 20 shades of gray

It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

I start school tomorrow.

crying ensues 

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

silversora:

"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

wizard-fallen-angel:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

shootingstarsafterdark:

ChaosLife - Homo Hint

With comments too great not to include. You should check the heck out of that webcomic series either way 8D

The comments on this are every bit as fabulous as the actual comic :D

This would be a lot easier than having to figure it out yourself

TO THOSE WHO ARE STARTING SCHOOL TOMORROW OR HAVE ALREADY STARTED SCHOOL

callipop:

princessspendragon:

potterjacksontribute:

GOOD LUCK THIS YEAR, YOU ARE IMPORTANT, AND I KNOW YOU WILL DO GREAT. I LOVE YOU

AND EVEN IF YOU DON’T DO GREAT I STILL LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE STILL GREAT

ALSO PLEASE DO YOUR HOMEWORK IT MIGHT SEEM LIKE A CHORE BUT TRUST ME, IT’S WORTH IT

stumphallelujah:

ill never not reblog this

thickneck:

misskittystryker:

orocarni-mountains:

particlecollisions:

particlecollisions:

Self defence sprays that are legal to carry and use in the United Kingdom

Image 1: Farbgel
Image 2: StoppaRed

I’ve seen a lot of people (mostly women, for reasons which may be obvious) speaking about being worried when going out, be it alone or even with friends, both in the day and at night. I know that a lot of female friends of mine carry around a can of antiperspirant or a pot of pepper to use if they’re ever attacked. What I know a lot of people don’t realise is that there are products out there which work in a violent situation and help in catching the assailant for the best part of a week afterwards.

Known as ‘criminal identifiers’, these sprays are brightly coloured dyes which can be sprayed in the face of an attacker. Unlike things such as CS or Pepper sprays, criminal identifier sprays are legal in the UK.

There’s a few available on the market, with farbgel and Mace’s Stoppared being the mostly highly recommended.

What these sprays do is release a sticky, brightly coloured dye. It’s difficult to wipe away and stains the skin a bright red colour. No matter how hard an attacker might try to remove it from their skin and clothing, the staining typically lasts for around a week and doesn’t even start to fade until after a few days have passed.

Unlike CS and Pepper sprays (which, again, aren’t legal in the UK) criminal identifier sprays don’t cause irritation or pain to an attacker. Instead, they expand and clog up the area sprayed with a kind of sticky foam that’s difficult to wipe away. It should give you enough time to escape and report someone whose face resembles a baboon’s arse to the police.

Each can of the sprays costs around £10 each, though it may be cheaper when buying multiple canisters and if you shop around.

FarbGel 

StoppaRed UV Personal Attack Self-Defence Spray by Mace

This is an original post, but I’ve released it into the public domain. It can be shared, altered, reposted in whole or in part with no need for attribution (though obviously I would appreciate it!)

cc @misandry-mermaid

It should give you enough time to escape and report someone whose face resembles a baboon’s arse to the police.

That’s brilliant

omg yes!

UM why arent pepper sprays legal in the uk

exaggeratedsimplicity:

mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

heartbreakingly accurate

plinys:

another meme i won’t finish: twenty moives: guardians of the galaxy 

"What should we do next: Something good, something bad? Bit of both?"

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